888 - mark of the beast

OK, so if anybody was wondering if Clay Aiken really IS the human manifestation of absolute evil, we now have an answer.

Aiken and his best friend Jaymes Foster welcomed their son Parker Foster Aiken at 8:08 a.m. on 8/08/08.

"Eight is a very powerful number. It's a number of mastery," says Hardt of Life Path Numerology in Indianapolis, Ind. "It's a number of being in control," he adds "That's why a lot of people are drawn to it."

Eight is also a lucky number in Chinese culture, which is why the Opening Ceremonies for the Summer Olympics are scheduled for 8/08/08.

So, what? Is this little son of a shit bag going to grow up to be the ruler of China? I’m a little unnerved about all this. I was half hoping the thing would get wind of what he was about to be born into and would hang himself on the umbilical cord or come out feet first and get choked by the ferocious collapsing cunt of mommy death grip. Oh well, dreams are meant to give way to reality I guess. We’ll have to wait until he really figures out who he is before we get the real drama.